Santa clause is coming to the Peculiar 14th sales floor and getting sloshed part 1

St atic......yes....we have returned....let us listen in a Ian and Miss Battlaxe argue back
and forth like two childish schoolchildren.......

Poof!!!!!       Battleaxe!!!!!!      poof!!!!!!     Battleaxe!!!!!       Santa is coming....!!!!!!!!

Poppycock!!!!!!

Did someone call me?......Poppy smiled

Orson bellairs appears and bellows

What is all this lunacy ?!!!!!!!!

Ian and Miss Battleaxe stopped and stared

Ian speaks.....She has no Christmas spirit....Santa is a customer off and on....

Bulderdash.....I have been here twenty five years....no Santa Clause....Miss Battleaxe replied

He only appears to nice salespeople.....Ian replies

You mean

Poofs

 
Now...Now...this will have to stop...show some decorum

Ian pulled out his tongue.

Well....I never....Miss Battleaxe yelled dramatically....she loved that

I know....Simon replied......

    After the spat,everyone returned to their stations  
Where is Natashia Paplov? Simon queried
 
OH,she has gone back to her homeland for Christmas .....lucky cosmonaut Ian sighed

Christmas is a nightmare here,I surmise....Simon surmises

Oh,it can get quite busy,but not like floor 8.....God help them....

ring.......ring.....Hello...yes....yes....Mr.Nichlos.....very well

Ian places the reciever down and grins at Simon...

Santa clause is coming to Us.......

Static......hiss.............