Sunday, July 20, 2014

Lord Byron visits the Pecuiliar 14TH floor department store part 3....

When we last listened in on our quirkey sales staff
a big blue vapor of a ghost was floating
through the department store
causing Ian to screech
Miss Battleaxe to bellow
Orson Bellairs to grumble
Poppy to giggle
and Simon,well,
You know Simon.....

Help.....!!!!!Poltergoost......Casper......run for lives...!!!!Ian screeched
Calm down.....order....order!Orson Bellairs commanded

Easy for you,it isn't chasing you,you git...Ian replied

Anastasia Poplov was holding a strange object in her hand
What is that?Poppy inquired.....
It is sage,Miss Poppy.....Anastasia replied
Oh,Do call me Poppy,miss makes me sound
What?.....Miss Battleaxe asked from behind

Poppy blushed.....Too refined....I'm just a Poppy....

When you ladies have done chatting,
Ghost.....Remember?   Ian wailed

Yes....YES.....Let it float near your head Mr.ian...Anastasia replied
I'm not kissing it....Ian replied...

A voice said....Poof....

Did you hear that?how perceptive said Miss Battleaxe

The blue ghost giggled and belched

Must have tummy troubles...Simon added

Anastasia started chanting and waving the burning sage around Ian

How facinating Orson said

Easy for you,Ian replied in a huff

I command thee to depart and cross over....ada ba ada sa laama

ABA DABBA DING DAND....Ian moaned....

The blue form swirled then spoke

I like smarties...and a blue tongue gave a rasberry

The entity flew over the staffs head into a vent.....

Where did it go....?

The vent....where does that lead?......Anastasia asked

The 15th floor....no one goes up there...Ian shivered

Why not?


Because it's bloody haunted


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