When we last listened in on our quirkey sales staff
a big blue vapor of a ghost was floating
through the department store
causing Ian to screech
Miss Battleaxe to bellow
Orson Bellairs to grumble
Poppy to giggle
and Simon,well,
You know Simon.....
Help.....!!!!!Poltergoost......Casper......run for lives...!!!!Ian screeched
Calm down.....order....order!Orson Bellairs commanded
Easy for you,it isn't chasing you,you git...Ian replied
Anastasia Poplov was holding a strange object in her hand
What is that?Poppy inquired.....
It is sage,Miss Poppy.....Anastasia replied
Oh,Do call me Poppy,miss makes me sound
What?.....Miss Battleaxe asked from behind
Poppy blushed.....Too refined....I'm just a Poppy....
When you ladies have done chatting,
Ghost.....Remember? Ian wailed
Yes....YES.....Let it float near your head Mr.ian...Anastasia replied
I'm not kissing it....Ian replied...
A voice said....Poof....
Did you hear that?how perceptive said Miss Battleaxe
The blue ghost giggled and belched
Must have tummy troubles...Simon added
Anastasia started chanting and waving the burning sage around Ian
How facinating Orson said
Easy for you,Ian replied in a huff
I command thee to depart and cross over....ada ba ada sa laama
ABA DABBA DING DAND....Ian moaned....
The blue form swirled then spoke
I like smarties...and a blue tongue gave a rasberry
The entity flew over the staffs head into a vent.....
Where did it go....?
The vent....where does that lead?......Anastasia asked
The 15th floor....no one goes up there...Ian shivered
Why not?
Because it's bloody haunted
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