This is the Bbc

A man dressed as Marilyn Monroe was apprehended by police this afternoon
after startling a group of retired pensioners in the park...

He is Simon pugh of Croswell age 45
an unemployed wedding photographer.....

As he was being led away
he sang

boop
boop
de
doop

This is the Bbc

An unemployed wedding photographer

how sad

Ian lamentated