Salesclerk Ian, led Simon through some narrow passageways and hideyholes
Until they were both standing in front of a large oak door.
What's that? Simon asked ......Oh, this is the holy grail of this department ...Ian forwarded.
It's the Peculiar storage room...it's has years of acquired unique items ....
Ian knocked four times on a squared panel .....Shazam!.... the door creaked open..
That is very simple ....Simon remarked
Quite......quite .....A toddler could break in .....or a curious woodpecker Ian giggled
Now .....Simon be careful ...I stabbed myself with an ancient sword, my first day ...
I needed five stitches .....I'm lucky anybody found me .....I fainted ...
How did anybody know? Simon inquired
They heard my first shriek ......Ian replied ....
Well...that's water under the London bridge ...as they say ....you know ...
What? ....
I heard through the grapevine a new women, a Russian expert on ancient relics, has been hired
The name of Annastastia .....what a moniker ....Ian sighed.
Well.Let's have a tour around this place another day, there's a sale today
On what? ..... Simon asked ....haunted music boxes?
Very close .....crystal balls Ian replied
Crackle. ,sizzle ......snap ......
Stay tuned for another episode of the peculiar 14th floor sales Dept radio blog
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